I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded. – Shots
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play? – Wildboyz
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone – DsrtFx
we were huey adjacent my guy – Nullspec
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable – Schlumpy
The foreskin is nature’s sabot – DsrtFx
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant! – Schlumpy
Both my parents are fucking – Osiris
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now – Schlumpy
I have no weapons, just guns – Alchemy
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster – kevin0m
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat – DsrtFx
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever – Blackychan
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet… -Schlumpy
you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real – White Crow
Daddy Stennis let go uwu – DsrtFx
I got thoroughly spiced! – Phil
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks – FrozenDroid
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis – Schlumpy
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible – Schlumpy
nothing like coding on hooker ass – Lasher
I’m the game of the week – Lyndon


Since 1993

CVW-69 "Honeybadgers"

Welcome to the Honeybadgers. We're a virtual squadron based around DCS World and, while we identify as a carrier air wing, truth be told we fly anything and everything,

We try to find the middle ground in the flight simulation community so far as virtual squadrons go. We strive for some semblance of accuracy when flying our aircraft into the AO, but we're not going to make anyone use rank or pass carrier qualifications each month. We've all got real lives, we all have real commitments, and we all use CVW-69 as a way of blowing off steam from the real world.

When we're not in DCS, you can find us in a wealth of other games ranging from the latest shooters to hidden indie gems. While we're a virtual aircraft squadron, we're also just a group of folk who play video games together, and we're always looking for an extra player :)


Dedicated to the Lone Titans of CVW-69 Survival Server....

Mount Shranos is home to the Shranos Transit, a long and harrowing drop into water... or into an early grave. Shranos (the hybrid mix of Shrek and Thanos) was the first to attempt the dangerous feat but because he had airpods in he fell short by one block and died. He was not the only to attempt the jump - the warriors who lived through the Shranos Transit became known as the Lone Titans, but sadly after 10 hours of the server being up all the Lone Titans of Mount Shranos died attempting the jump a second time, or died attempting the Ricardo Gap.

This is dedicated to those brave jumpers and to the pioneer himself, Shranos.