I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded. – Shots
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis – Schlumpy
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now – Schlumpy
Both my parents are fucking – Osiris
I have no weapons, just guns – Alchemy
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible – Schlumpy
you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real – White Crow
Daddy Stennis let go uwu – DsrtFx
I got thoroughly spiced! – Phil
nothing like coding on hooker ass – Lasher
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever – Blackychan
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet… -Schlumpy
we were huey adjacent my guy – Nullspec
The foreskin is nature’s sabot – DsrtFx
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant! – Schlumpy
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone – DsrtFx
I’m the game of the week – Lyndon
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable – Schlumpy
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat – DsrtFx
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster – kevin0m
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play? – Wildboyz
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks – FrozenDroid

Useful Stuff

CVW-69 Stuff

Shamelessly plugging this stuff at the top of the list…



CVW-69 Skins


CVW-69 Discord



DCS Simple Radio

Used for communicating with other players on supported servers. It also allows configuration of radios on FC3 aircraft. Free!


That this is free is beyond amazing. Full mission planning and content generation for DCS World. It would be foolish to try and list everything this offers here, so go check it out immediately


Not free, though a demo version is available. LotAtc allows for ATC/GCI overview of airspace on supported multiplayer servers. €25.00 for a single license, bulk discounts available.



Helios allows you to export panels and gauges from DCS onto external displays. It’s a great tool for the budding simpit builder, or if you have a few monitors connected and want to have your cockpit displays represented on them. Free.


An interface for allowing custom external hardware and software to talk with DCS via your Export.lua file. Another essential for building your own simpit. Code is maintained on GitHub, is open-source, and has an Arduino library available. Free.

Community Resources

Hoggit on Reddit

A great subreddit made for and by fans of DCS World. Packed with information, links, videos, and news. Also a great Q&A source for newbies and veterans alike.

Hoggit Wiki

Maintained by the community, the Hoggit wiki attempts to document some of the more obscure DCS features, such as the API and scripting.

Hoggit Discord

Discord is generally now the de-facto platform for gaming communities, supporting both text and voice channels with game overlay. The Hoggit Discord is one of the key hubs for the DCS community and is highly recommended.

Eagle Dynamics forums

Official forums for Eagle Dynamics / DCS World – support, bugs, feature requests, and news surrounding the game.