we were huey adjacent my guy – Nullspec
I’m the game of the week – Lyndon
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet… -Schlumpy
nothing like coding on hooker ass – Lasher
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible – Schlumpy
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks – FrozenDroid
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster – kevin0m
The foreskin is nature’s sabot – DsrtFx
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat – DsrtFx
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play? – Wildboyz
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant! – Schlumpy
you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real – White Crow
Daddy Stennis let go uwu – DsrtFx
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever – Blackychan
I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded. – Shots
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable – Schlumpy
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now – Schlumpy
I got thoroughly spiced! – Phil
I have no weapons, just guns – Alchemy
tfw you have to go afk mid op because your catgirl shat on the floor again – Llama
Masturbating into the corner, growing a mold garden – DsrtFx
Both my parents are fucking – Osiris
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone – DsrtFx
What if we just the fan on the plane – JJnine
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis – Schlumpy