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I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded.
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant!
What if we just the fan on the plane
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster
I’m the game of the week
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now
tfw you have to go afk mid op because your catgirl shat on the floor again
Both my parents are fucking
Masturbating into the corner, growing a mold garden
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet…
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever
The foreskin is nature’s sabot
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat
I have no weapons, just guns
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks
I got thoroughly spiced!
we were huey adjacent my guy
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable
Daddy Stennis let go uwu
you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real
– White Crow
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play?
nothing like coding on hooker ass
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