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I’m the game of the week
tfw you have to go afk mid op because your catgirl shat on the floor again
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible
nothing like coding on hooker ass
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable
I got thoroughly spiced!
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play?
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant!
The foreskin is nature’s sabot
Daddy Stennis let go uwu
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster
we were huey adjacent my guy
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever
What if we just the fan on the plane
Both my parents are fucking
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now
you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real
– White Crow
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet…
I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded.
Masturbating into the corner, growing a mold garden
I have no weapons, just guns
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis
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