you can check that bitches hardwood floors but that ass is real – White Crow
I need to have a look at a possum’s nipples right now – Schlumpy
Orgasms are temporary, friendships are forever – Blackychan
we were huey adjacent my guy – Nullspec
The foreskin is nature’s sabot – DsrtFx
We have reached a level of stiffness that is acceptable – Schlumpy
Cant wait for ‘Cats’, bit worried though as my 55 Gallon drum of lube hasn’t arrived yet… -Schlumpy
I’ll make sure I shoot you down, with guns, while ur on the cat with all ur JDAM coords loaded. – Shots
I got thoroughly spiced! – Phil
tbh just get the single one and duct tape another penetrator on the shaft of the thruster – kevin0m
Tomcats are for gay Chads because they’re manly but gotta have one guy in the back, Hornets are for the Virgins because they can do it all much easier with the computer, but also alone – DsrtFx
Do you think you were conceived while a ball gag was in play? – Wildboyz
He got pegged by his own decoy-penis – Schlumpy
Daddy Stennis let go uwu – DsrtFx
nothing like coding on hooker ass – Lasher
I have no weapons, just guns – Alchemy
What if we just the fan on the plane – JJnine
It’s a chonker. How is it so big? It’s giant! – Schlumpy
what about -withgreatprejudice to fukin yeet that boi back to ace combat – DsrtFx
Both my parents are fucking – Osiris
I’m the game of the week – Lyndon
With that 3 foot long dildo, anything’s possible – Schlumpy
Pick any of these sentences for the ticker, thanks – FrozenDroid
tfw you have to go afk mid op because your catgirl shat on the floor again – Llama
Masturbating into the corner, growing a mold garden – DsrtFx